Lucilious: Just in a breaking news report

Ballbios: Julius Caesar, that guy everyone knows and loves, has just died.

Lucilious: We don’t yet know who killed him.

Ballbios: This just in. Our sources have just told us that he was stabbed brutally by the Senate.

Lucilious: Now we go to Naso interviewing Brutus who was part of the assassination.







Lucilious: We just got opinion on Caesar’s death by one of the Senators that killed him in this brutal assassination.

Ballbios: Now we go to Eonus interviewing Siricus.












Lucilious: Now that we’ve heard from the plebeian and a senator we now have a complete detail on the death of this great hero.

Ballbios: Caesar the famous dictator of Rome, Caesar the tactical genius, Caesar the champion of the people who gave to the poor and fed the hungry.

Lucilious: Again if you just tuned in Julius Caesar just died.

Ballbios: We will now return to regular programming.